Sun Tzu Was a Sissy : Conquer Your Enemies, Promote Your Friends, and Wage the Real Art of War
Author(s): Stanley Bing
A hilarious and tough-minded guide to winning the war of contemporary life.
The Chinese philosopher Sun Tzu taught that readiness is all, that knowledge of oneself and the enemy was the foundation of strength, and that those who fight best are those who are prepared and wise enough not to fight at all. Unfortunately, in the current day, this approach is pretty much horse hockey.
Sun Tzu was a Sissy will transcend all those efforts and teach the reader how to make war, win, and enjoy the plunder in the real world, where those who do not kick, gouge, and grab are left behind at the table to pay the tab. Students of Bing will be taught how to plan and execute battles that hurt other people a lot, and advance their flags and those of their friends.
Review(s):
“No one understands corporate war better, or makes it funnier, than Stanley Bing.”
“A hilarious, thought-provoking war plan for the battlefield of the modern workplace. Bing proves once and for all that the pen is mightier than the sword, especially when he’s wielding the pen and the guy with the sword has been dead for thousands of years.”
“Bing is hilarious!”
“Mr. Bing’s humor is ...laugh-out-loud funny.”
“A masterful curmudgeon who causes laugh-out-loud moments.”
“The book is Bing at his snarky best.”
“Among our best corporate-war correspondents. Bing provides a wickedly entertaining little guide to remaking yourself as a rapacious, coldhearted S.O.B.”
“Designed to make you as tactically sound in your private life as you are in the cruel, cruel world.”
ISBN: 9780060734787