{"product_id":"9780765368799","title":"Beware the Ninja Weenies : And Other Warped and Creepy Tales","description":"\u003cstrong\u003eBeware the Ninja Weenies\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor(s): David Lubar\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the Weenie Zone! Acclaimed author David Lubar is back with \u003ci\u003eBeware the Ninja Weenies\u003c\/i\u003e, his sixth collection of Warped and Creepy Tales—a series of spooky stories for young readers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStranded aliens seek out Earth's most intelligent species. (Hint: It's not us.) A bully discovers the meaning of \"spatial displacement.\" Two girls find out why you should never annoy a witch. When a swarm of sneaking, slashing, scurrying ninja weenies invades their neighborhood, a boy and his best friend find a way to fight back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere are thirty-three hilarious and harrowing stories that will scare you, make you laugh, or see the world in a whole new way. Find out where David got the idea for each story at the end of the book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eReview(s):\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Whoever thinks the short story is dead, or that kids don't like short stories, haven't talked to any real live kids and haven't read the latest is this popular series.” —\u003ci\u003eSchool Library Journal on Attack of the Vampire Weenies\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Lubar's creativity is still going strong in these 35 short stories that present suspenseful, surreal tales. These scary stories and urban legends will delight reluctant and ravenous readers alike.” —\u003ci\u003eBooklist on The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“This book will talk itself right off the shelves, and reluctant readers will devour it.” —\u003ci\u003eSchool Library Journal on The Curse of the Campfire Weenies\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Another cool collection. This would be perfect to read around a campfire—or at any sleepover. They are creepy, but also hilarious.” —\u003ci\u003eDetroit Free Press on The Curse of the Campfire Weenies\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Lubar strikes again. Another winning round-up.” —\u003ci\u003eBooklist on Invasion of the Road Weenies\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Pleasingly short, well-crafted pieces…mixes the comic and the creepy, the merely weird with the truly haunting.” —\u003ci\u003eSan Francisco Chronicle on Invasion of the Road Weenies\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“These stories creeped us out -- and we loved it. Four stars!” —\u003ci\u003eChicago Tribune on In the Land of the Lawn Weenies\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eISBN:  9780765368799\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e ","brand":"Starscape","offers":[{"title":"Paperback \/ softback","offer_id":40623908585678,"sku":"9780765368799","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0600\/7029\/7806\/products\/getimage_162eacb3-93fb-466f-8279-76ad668e53c8.jpg?v=1638580943","url":"https:\/\/pickwickbookshop.com\/products\/9780765368799","provider":"Pickwick Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}