{"product_id":"9781250035950","title":"John Dies at the End","description":"\u003cstrong\u003eJohn Dies at the End\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor(s): David Wong, Jason Pargin\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSTOP.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou should not have touched this book with your bare hands.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNO, don't put it down. It's too late. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey're watching you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy name is David. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about \u003cb\u003ethe sauce\u003c\/b\u003e, about \u003cb\u003eKorrok\u003c\/b\u003e, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under \u003cb\u003ethe eye\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe only defense is knowledge. You need to read \u003ci\u003eJohn Dies at the End\u003c\/i\u003e, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe important thing is this:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe sauce is a drug, and it gives users a window into another dimension.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJohn and I never had the chance to say no.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou still do.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnfortunately for us, if you make the right choice, we'll have a much harder time explaining how to \u003cb\u003efight off the otherworldly invasion\u003c\/b\u003e currently threatening to \u003cb\u003eenslave humanity\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e            I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very \u003cb\u003edark epoch\u003c\/b\u003e the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eNone of this is was my fault.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eReview(s):\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e“\u003ci\u003eJohn Dies at the End\u003c\/i\u003e…[is] a case of the author trying to depict actual, soul-sucking lunacy, and succeeding with flying colors.” —\u003ci\u003eFangoria\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“David Wong is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King . . . ‘page-turner' is an understatement.” —\u003ci\u003eDon Coscarelli, director, Phantasm I–V and Bubba Ho-tep\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“David Wong has managed to write that rarest of things---a genuinely scary story.” —\u003ci\u003eDavid Wellington, author of Monster Island and Vampire Zero\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“The rare genre novel that manages to keep its sense of humor strong without ever diminishing the scares.” —\u003ci\u003eThe Onion AV Club\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Sure to please the \u003ci\u003eFangoria\u003c\/i\u003e set while appealing to a wider audience, the book's smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next.” —\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“When it's funny, it's laugh-out-loud funny, yet when the situation calls for chills, it provides them in spades.” —\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“The book takes every pop culture trend of the past twenty years, peppers it with 14-year-old dick and fart humor, and blends it all together with a huge heaping of splatterpunk gore…. Successfully blend[s] laugh-out-loud humor with legitimate horror.” —\u003ci\u003ei09.com\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eISBN:  9781250035950\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e ","brand":"St. Martin's Griffin","offers":[{"title":"Paperback \/ softback","offer_id":40628121764046,"sku":"9781250035950","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0600\/7029\/7806\/products\/getimage_cf39045b-0ef9-4198-b32b-54fb7629b931.jpg?v=1638757018","url":"https:\/\/pickwickbookshop.com\/products\/9781250035950","provider":"Pickwick Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}