Everything Is Perfect When You're A Liar
Author(s): Kelly Oxford
“The Funniest Memoir You’ll Ever Read”* from one of the “Funniest People on Twitter”**
“Will make you love her even more than you probably already do. . . . Truly hilarious, with a wonderful sense of sarcasm, intelligence and a healthy dose of irony mixed in. . . . I couldn’t put this book down—you won’t be able to, either.” —HelloGiggles.com
From her beginnings as a wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds, through her spirited adventures watching self-gratifying monkeys, throwing up on Chinese-food delivery men, and stalking Leonardo DiCaprio, here are the goofy highs and horrifying lows of life as Kelly Oxford.
“Terribly funny, and often on par with the work of essayists she herself admires, such as Jonathan Ames, Sloane Crosley and David Sedaris.” —National Post
“One of the funniest voices ever to hit the Internet uses her trademark blend of biting wit and self-deprecation to find hilarity in everyday life.” —NPR
“I read this. It isn’t as good as The Wizard of Oz.” —Beatrix, age five, can’t read
* The Frisky ** Rolling Stone
Review(s):
“Kelly Oxford is the friend we all deserve-the one who tells us the best secrets, takes us on all the finest adventures, and remembers every hilariously embarrassing detail. Everything Is Perfect is sharply funny, and truly great.”
“Kelly Oxford is one of the funniest writers I have read in a long time.”
“Kelly Oxford is like your cool babysitter who teaches you about sex and sarcasm in an un-creepy way. Hanging out with her book makes you wish your parents were always out to dinner.”
“Kelly Oxford has this unbelievable ability to tell stories in a way that makes you laugh without ever shoving jokes in your face.”
“[One of] the funniest people on Twitter.”
“Kelly Oxford has the winning voice of a straight-talking, hilarious best friend.”
“A funny, fantastic writer.”
“One of the funniest voices ever to hit the Internet.”
“Oxford’s writing is marked with the same wry voice that’s made her a social media sensation.”
“Bitingly funny.”
ISBN: 9781443408219