{"product_id":"9781624148538","title":"Silence is a Scary Sound : And Other Stories on Living Through the Terrible Twos and Threes","description":"\u003cstrong\u003eSilence is a Scary Sound\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor(s): Clint Edwards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eI’d gone to college. I’d written for the New York Times. I had a solid credit score. How did I end up here? \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter his breakout hit book \u003ci\u003eI’m Sorry . . . Love, Your Husband\u003c\/i\u003e, Clint Edwards has more laugh-out-loud tales, this time from the “terrible twos” and “threenager” phases each of his kids went through. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHis relatable toddler stories leave parents and caregivers cackling, and remind us all that no one is the perfect parent. In fact, sometimes the only thing that gets Clint through the day is thinking about when his kids grow up \u003ci\u003e. . . \u003c\/i\u003eand all the ways he can finally exact his revenge. Like leaving a leaky sippy cup full of milk to rot under the back seat of his daughter’s car, or waking up at 4 a.m. to incessantly ask his son for a cheese stick. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith essays like \u003ci\u003eLocking Doors Is Hilarious Until the Fire Department Arrives\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003ePoop Doesn’t Go Easily Down a Tub Drain\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eDad’s Never the Favorite\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eFace It—You’ll Never Pee Alone\u003c\/i\u003e, Clint knows exactly what’s “terrible” about the twos . . . and threes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eReview(s):\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"This book finally answers the age-old question of 'How many snakes do I take away from the toddler after he hits an elderly woman in the face with one?' (All but one, apparently).”\u003cbr\u003eJenny Lawson, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eFuriously Happy\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"A funny and refreshing book that reminds us all that children are a perfect source of entertainment—as long as they belong to somebody else.\"\u003cbr\u003eJames Breakwell, author of \u003ci\u003eBare Minimum Parenting\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eOnly Dead on the Inside\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“This book is so relatable and so funny that I had to wake up my husband and read aloud to him. I’m serious. Clint nailed it!”\u003cbr\u003eSamantha Angoletta, Managing Editor of Scary Mommy\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Clint brings wit and wisdom to his writing that is a must-read for every parent.”\u003cbr\u003eLove What Matters\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“HILARIOUS!!”\u003cbr\u003eTiffany Jenkins, the viral mother behind Juggling the Jenkins\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis book is so funny you might pee a little. Ok, maybe a lot...\"\u003cbr\u003eFilter Free Parents\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Clint just gets it. I love to laugh and he NEVER disappoints.”\u003cbr\u003eMeredith Masony, the viral mother behind That’s Inappropriate\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Hilarious and all too true!”\u003cbr\u003eBrian Gordon, Fowl Language Comics\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat other people are saying about Clint Edwards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Amen!” —Parents Magazine\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Clint Edwards brings real humor to the unsavory parts of childcare...\" —Mashable\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I always know, when I'm about to read a piece by Clint, that I'll end up nodding my head in agreement...\" —The Washington Post\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Edwards...reports from the front lines of parenthood in this engaging and often hilarious collection of essays...will find fans in anyone who has ever tangled with a poopy diaper and lost.” —\u003ci\u003ePublishers\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003eWeekly\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eISBN:  9781624148538\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e ","brand":"Page Street Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Paperback \/ softback","offer_id":40698401358030,"sku":"9781624148538","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0600\/7029\/7806\/products\/getimage_537c255e-a1bd-4a4d-8e62-0dc235be718b.jpg?v=1640491306","url":"https:\/\/pickwickbookshop.com\/products\/9781624148538","provider":"Pickwick Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}